Worlds worst hacker. IRC transcript

13 09 2006

Worlds worst hacker. IRC transcript [via]

Its a bit of a long read but its sooo worth it.

The comments are not mine, they belong to the original poster of the dialogue.


* bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker ( has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can’t you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn’t kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you’re stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You’re a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i’m quiet, hope you don’t show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you’re dead
<Elch> Eh, it’s
<Elch> or maybe
<Elch> yes exactly that’s it: I’m waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I’m frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you’ll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you’re dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I’m shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.


* bitchchecker ( has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you’d be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again… I still have the same IP:
<bitchchecker> you’re so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room… Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve… Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.


* bitchchecker ( has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What’s up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don’t know
<bitchchecker> i’m 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn’t know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you’re a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it…you girl^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you’re letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you’re afraid
<bitchchecker> i don’t wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that’s an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you’re cool and don’t dare going into the internet without a fire wall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn’t let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don’t have a firewall at all, only my router.


<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can’t hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I’m still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i’m a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you’re no hacker..^^
<Elch> it’s easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you’ll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom…
<Elch> i’ll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?


<bitchchecker> don’t need to rescue you can’t son of a bitch
<Elch> that’s bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there’s nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn’t matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.


<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E:? Oh my god… All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted….

Or isn’t it happening on my computer?


<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn’t meta say anything
<Elch> he’s probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I’ll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.


<bitchchecker> elch man you’re so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i’m already at c: 30 percent

Should I tell him he’s not attacking my computer?


* bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late… It’s 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias “bitchchecker”. We see that he has a “Ping timeout”. We haven’t seen him since then… must be the Daylight Saving Time.

Aaaaaaaaah hahahahahaahahahaaa!!!  Oh the endeavours of script kiddies.  Got to love em.



71 responses

14 09 2006

LOL! The funniest guy I ever read… Thanks for sharing this great moment! =D


15 09 2006

Bahahahah! I’ve seen a couple of logs like these before where an idiot keeps DoS’ing his own loopback IP but this one I think takes the cake. I have even seen logs of idiots shutting down their own pc through cmd prompt input that the smarter hacker/social engineers suggested to n00bz to speed tweak their IRC connection. Hey they asked for it. So the the hackers obliged them. 😉 I’ve also seen a various logs of people stupid enough to delete their entire C:\ Drive with del and deltree, but never have I read anything like this. This f’ing idiot actually destroyed multiple drives due to good old social engineering and damn was that little f*cker asking for it bad. Hats off to Elch for showing him the way of the real hacker and schooling this punk bitch kiddiot in the art of the reality check. bitchchecker just wrote a check his ass couldn’t cash. Checkmate! HaHaHa

Awesome stuff, this made my friggin’ day. 😉

– Azag

15 09 2006


15 09 2006

I will raise a pint to that.. hilarous!

7 10 2006

Love that.U sure taught that kid a lesson.I gotta say that guy is real dumb.Send ur room # id to me.I gotta u guys a visit.

30 04 2007

did the guy received shutdown codes from his grandma ??
i bet even she wud get :rofl:

10 01 2008

What a fucking n00b…

5 04 2008

Pro as ahaha thats good shit. I can’t believe how stupid that dude is.

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13 09 2008

Man thats great! Thx for posting

13 09 2008


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6 11 2008
Your fan

Man, you’re an artist!. This is one of the best posts I’ve seen in quite a while.

7 11 2008


7 11 2008

Well, next time he will need to hack this address ::1

21 08 2012

i need cc please its sososososososoimportant to in ghana.pls

7 11 2008

Hahaha.. Things like these turn a shitty day into something else. Thanks for sharing, really!

7 11 2008

unbelieveable stupid, cool story man!!!!

7 11 2008

Is that for REAL????? A real story~??

No sh-ttt~!!! That was REALLY REALLY FUNNY~… 😆 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING~… 😆


7 11 2008


Is that even a real one? A hacker that don’t know anything about
that’s so amusing.

8 11 2008
Very Funny

Actually a friend of mine wrote this up. This used to be a .txt file.

19 11 2008

Maailman surkein hakkeri!

19 11 2008

Aika kurko alallaan!

24 11 2008


7 01 2009

Rofl. Worst hacker. Worst 26 year old. Lmao! =d

25 01 2009


nice share

hack my PC My ip 😛

8 02 2009

This was hilarious. made my day also.

17 02 2009

this stupid guy, he destroyed his own computer.
any noral guy could tell you that

20 02 2009


27 03 2009
Linda Paquette

I also wrote a article about this bad worm. You can read it here:
I guess we will all have to wait and see what happens next week.

26 04 2009

Man… what a dope!

26 year old script kiddie wrecking his own computer….tsk…tsk…tsk..
Grow up man…
But then, I hadn’t some laughs like for some time now.
Anyone knows this guy?
He’d be a real entertainment.

5 05 2009

Priceless absolutely priceless!
But seriously dude bitchhacker was right at one point.

still ROFL!

28 07 2009

what a nub… thats really funny… i love people who think there hackers… who cant even figure that is there local ip lolololololololol

14 08 2009


20 08 2009

hello guys any real hacker or cracker here need some help my yahoo id is

10 10 2010

You are asking for a hacking on yourself.

5 11 2009

Metanot … he tries to say that he knows a lot
about hacking and stuff (even called himself a hacker?)
but the fact is he was the second clueless guy around (next to bitchchecker that is).

9 11 2009


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6 06 2010

Lol, that guy screwed up his Daylight Savings Time pretty bad.

29 08 2010

…lololol…he was attacking his own computer…and even Im better hacker than him at least I know some C++, but not much…and I dont tease ppl like that and this made my day…

29 08 2010
Adriel D.K

I still can’t stop laughing or get bored reading this after few years lol

11 09 2010

This had to be an epic fail , I can’t believe both parties went through with it
elch, your encouragement was commendable and a very courageous move.

I liked the prompts very much. And the fool in question I can’t believe it really happened.

13 10 2010

rofl @ The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted!

20 10 2010

that was just beautiful! thank you! 🙂

22 10 2010

Damn that was funny lol

10 11 2010

Yeah its amazing LOL I love it

1 12 2010

<a href="javascript:alert('I really really Seriously…

5 06 2011

lol nice try, but if you view the source of this page, you will see that the comment box is set up with a “value=”” ” parameter. This means that everything inside the quotes is displayed as plain text. To defeat this on vulnerable websites you might want to start your comment with a “>, tricking the site into believing that the line is finished, and so start reading another (your code)

1 12 2010

Filter didn’t like my first comment, I really ❤ this post :).


13 01 2011

bitchchecker ( has joined

13 01 2011

you’re so stupid man

13 01 2011

bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)

26 03 2011

I’m on grandmas puter now fukrz, ur all gone now, buy buy!

26 03 2011

( Quit (Ping timeout#)

5 04 2011

Who can deliver me some info?
Please sent me a mail if you can.

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9 10 2011
apez (@apez1267)

if he wants to hack my ip , here it is , , make sure to nmap it first lol

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12 01 2012

bitchchecker was a troll, thats all.

6 02 2012
Silence Dogood

OHHHHH MY GOD. Serves him right. Thats hilarious. How come I never get to meet these idiots.

21 08 2012

hello greatminds..please i need cc. i really need help.somebody help me please,..

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13 10 2012

ha ha ha ha ha gotta love beginners, I think he was talking about his own computer, thats why it went dark.

5 12 2012
Nathan Margetts

How did he not even realize he was destroying his own drives?

3 04 2013
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2 05 2013

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30 08 2013

It stays longer and it has more time to do its work. A website will be set up soon, and we’ll keep you posted. Distant- you could be seeing each other everyday yet it’s as if they are not there.

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