The “Lesbian Hot 100” comes from AfterEllen.com and I have to say that it’s got some merit and some hot ass chicks. Also, of note on the Lesbian 100 is Lindsay Lohan in NOT number one, which is a BIG advantage. However, both lists have their diffucult aspects to get over. So lets see which list wins in a knock out winner take all fight to the death.
To see the Lesbian list click here: The Lesbian Hot 100 List via AfterEllen.com
Lets compare the two top 5’s shall we?
Lesbian List:
- Leisha Hailey
- Angelina Jolie
- Kate Winslet
- Lena Headey
- Sarah Shahi
Maxim List:
- Lindsay Lohan
- Jessica Alba
- Scarlett Johansson
- Christina Aguilera
- Jessica Biel
shit…
While I have no clue who 3 out of the five ladies are on the Lesbian list, and many of them seem to be from “The L Word”, they are hot. However, the number one on the Maxim list is the L word, so that really kills any build up. Also, Angelina Jolie is no where to be seen on the Maxim TOP TEN!! ( read:WTFAREYOUCRAZY?!?!?!) While Jolie is nombre two on the Lezzy list, that’s a big thumbs up from us.
On the other hand, number 3 – 5 on the Maxim list pretty much kill 3 – 5 on the lesbian list. I mean not having Scarlett Johanssen in the top 5 should be a sexual sin. Oh, and if you look futher down on the Lesbian list they have Helen Mirren at number 31!?!?!?! WTF? That’s not sexy, that’s a fetish!! Once you look at the lists in total, the lezzy one starts to get kinda weird in some areas, really really weird at least from a dude’s perspective.
I hate to say it but there is no clear cut winner. Maxim may not have the right order, but they have the right ladies. AfterEllen may not have all the right ladies, but they’ve got their heads on their shoulders and not up their asses. I think this clipping from the AfterEllen.com article, describing the differences between the two lists best exemplifies why this is a shitty tie:
Eight of the top 10 women on our list aren’t mentioned anywhere on the Maxim list (Angelina Jolie and Lena Headey are the exceptions), and only four of the women who made Maxim‘s top 10 (Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel and Lindsay Lohan) appear somewhere on the AfterEllen.com list.
Well that was way less kewl than I thought it was going to be. Check out the boobies in my VOD:POD on the right to help cheer you up!!
Epilogue:
I do encourage everyone to look at The Lesbian Hot 100 List via AfterEllen.com, because it does open the hetero male’s eyes to alot of hotties that we may otherwise not be exposed to.
Good on Ya AfterEllen.com Keep Up the Good Work!!
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