Worlds worst hacker. IRC transcript [via] crisscross.com
Its a bit of a long read but its sooo worth it.
The comments are not mine, they belong to the original poster of the dialogue.
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* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can’t you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn’t kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you’re stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You’re a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i’m quiet, hope you don’t show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you’re dead
<Elch> Eh, it’s 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that’s it: 127.0.0.1 I’m waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I’m frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you’ll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you’re dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I’m shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
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* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you’d be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again… I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you’re so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)There was a tension in the room… Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve… Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
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* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What’s up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don’t know
<bitchchecker> i’m 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn’t know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you’re a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it…you girl^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you’re letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you’re afraid
<bitchchecker> i don’t wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that’s an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you’re cool and don’t dare going into the internet without a fire wallHe calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn’t let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don’t have a firewall at all, only my router.
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<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can’t hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I’m still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i’m a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you’re no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it’s easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you’ll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom…
<Elch> i’ll take a lookIn panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
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<bitchchecker> don’t need to rescue you can’t son of a bitch
<Elch> that’s bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there’s nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is goneYes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn’t matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.
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<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: tooDrive E:? Oh my god… All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted….
Or isn’t it happening on my computer?
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<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn’t meta say anything
<Elch> he’s probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCHThe guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I’ll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
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<bitchchecker> elch man you’re so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i’m already at c: 30 percentShould I tell him he’s not attacking my computer?
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* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
Too late… It’s 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias “bitchchecker”. We see that he has a “Ping timeout”. We haven’t seen him since then… must be the Daylight Saving Time.
Aaaaaaaaah hahahahahaahahahaaa!!! Oh the endeavours of script kiddies. Got to love em.
LOL! The funniest guy I ever read… Thanks for sharing this great moment! =D
frzburn
Bahahahah! I’ve seen a couple of logs like these before where an idiot keeps DoS’ing his own loopback IP but this one I think takes the cake. I have even seen logs of idiots shutting down their own pc through cmd prompt input that the smarter hacker/social engineers suggested to n00bz to speed tweak their IRC connection. Hey they asked for it. So the the hackers obliged them. 😉 I’ve also seen a various logs of people stupid enough to delete their entire C:\ Drive with del and deltree, but never have I read anything like this. This f’ing idiot actually destroyed multiple drives due to good old social engineering and damn was that little f*cker asking for it bad. Hats off to Elch for showing him the way of the real hacker and schooling this punk bitch kiddiot in the art of the reality check. bitchchecker just wrote a check his ass couldn’t cash. Checkmate! HaHaHa
Awesome stuff, this made my friggin’ day. 😉
– Azag
nice…
I will raise a pint to that.. hilarous!
Love that.U sure taught that kid a lesson.I gotta say that guy is real dumb.Send ur room # id to me.I gotta u guys a visit.
did the guy received shutdown codes from his grandma ??
i bet even she wud get 127.0.0.1 :rofl:
What a fucking n00b…
Pro as ahaha thats good shit. I can’t believe how stupid that dude is.
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Priceless….!!!
Well, next time he will need to hack this address ::1
i need cc please its sososososososoimportant to me..am in ghana.pls
Hahaha.. Things like these turn a shitty day into something else. Thanks for sharing, really!
unbelieveable stupid, cool story man!!!!
Is that for REAL????? A real story~??
No sh-ttt~!!! That was REALLY REALLY FUNNY~… 😆 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING~… 😆
Wakakakakakakaaa~…
LOL
Is that even a real one? A hacker that don’t know anything about 127.0.0.1
that’s so amusing.
Actually a friend of mine wrote this up. This used to be a .txt file.
Maailman surkein hakkeri!
Aika kurko alallaan!
OMG ROFL
Rofl. Worst hacker. Worst 26 year old. Lmao! =d
lolz
nice share
hack my PC My ip 127.0.0.1 😛
This was hilarious. made my day also.
this stupid guy, he destroyed his own computer.
any noral guy could tell you that
lulz
I also wrote a article about this bad worm. You can read it here:
http://www.webupon.com/Security/April-Fools-Day-Worm.617545
I guess we will all have to wait and see what happens next week.
Man… what a dope!
26 year old script kiddie wrecking his own computer….tsk…tsk…tsk..
Grow up man…
But then, I hadn’t some laughs like for some time now.
Anyone knows this guy?
He’d be a real entertainment.
Priceless absolutely priceless!
But seriously dude bitchhacker was right at one point.
DON’T YOU EVER GIVE AWAY YOUR IP!
still ROFL!
what a nub… thats really funny… i love people who think there hackers… who cant even figure that 127.0.0.1 is there local ip lolololololololol
ROFLMFAO Nice.
XD
hello guys any real hacker or cracker here need some help my yahoo id is ceiknw@yahoo.com
You are asking for a hacking on yourself.
Metanot … he tries to say that he knows a lot
about hacking and stuff (even called himself a hacker?)
but the fact is he was the second clueless guy around (next to bitchchecker that is).
Sweet!
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THIS MADE MY FUCKING DAY LOOOOL!
Lol, that guy screwed up his Daylight Savings Time pretty bad.
…lololol…he was attacking his own computer…and even Im better hacker than him at least I know some C++, but not much…and I dont tease ppl like that and this made my day…
I still can’t stop laughing or get bored reading this after few years lol
This had to be an epic fail , I can’t believe both parties went through with it
elch, your encouragement was commendable and a very courageous move.
I liked the prompts very much. And the fool in question I can’t believe it really happened.
rofl @ The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted!
that was just beautiful! thank you! 🙂
Damn that was funny lol
Yeah its amazing LOL I love it
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lol nice try, but if you view the source of this page, you will see that the comment box is set up with a “value=”” ” parameter. This means that everything inside the quotes is displayed as plain text. To defeat this on vulnerable websites you might want to start your comment with a “>, tricking the site into believing that the line is finished, and so start reading another (your code)
Filter didn’t like my first comment, I really ❤ this post :).
Regards,
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-54b2346c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined
you’re so stupid man
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-3cc3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
I’m on grandmas puter now fukrz, ur all gone now, buy buy!
(~java@euirc-3cc3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
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Please sent me a mail if you can.
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bitchchecker was a troll, thats all.
OHHHHH MY GOD. Serves him right. Thats hilarious. How come I never get to meet these idiots.
hello greatminds..please i need cc. i really need help.somebody help me please,..
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ha ha ha ha ha gotta love beginners, I think he was talking about his own computer, thats why it went dark.
How did he not even realize he was destroying his own drives?
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