“Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like a Skank.”

29 10 2007

LiveLeak.com – New Book:

“Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like a Skank.”

This is officially friggin awesome.  While we’re at it, I’d like to add, “Stop Dressing Your Kid In Designer Clothes.” and “Babies DO NOT Give a Crap About What They Wear.”

I heart whoever wrote this book.





Top 13 Halle Berry Pregnant Boobs Links

28 10 2007

Halle Berry’s boobs, modified by pregnancy, have become a worldwide sensation after her appearanceon the red carpet for her upcoming film “Things We Lost In The Fire”. With little help from BUZZFEED and Google, I’ve collected some links for ya!

Here are the top 8 CLEAVAGE links from BUZZFEED: (click HERE for the xml feed)

  1. Holy Cleavage, Catwoman! by socialitelife.com
  2. “I am mesmerized by Halle Berry’s boobage.”  by rickey.org
  3. Halle Berry’s Breasts Confuse Talkshow Host by metacafe.com
  4. Hopefully, Halle Berry’s Cleavage Will Make Up for Her Crappy Movie by egotastic.com
  5. Halle Berry’s Cleavage Opens A Restaurant by justjared.buzznet.com
  6. Bruce Willis Inpects Halle’s Chest by spreadit.org
  7. Pre-Baby Cleavage On Maxim by maximonline.com
  8. Cleavage Played A Major Roll In That One James Bond Film by jamesbondwiki.com

Here are some pure BOOB links I found all on me own:

And that’s all she showed folks.

Njoy!!





AllUc.org – THE Place To Watch All Your Favorite TV Shows & Movies. FREE!!

22 10 2007

If you haven’t heard of it yet, you will. allUc.org is THE place to find all your favorite TV Shows, Cartoons, Movies, Music Videos, Sports Videos and more for FREE!! Just imagine, no more fiddleing with bittorrent or usenet, all your video needs are just a click away where you can watch anything online completely free of charge AND free from the long arm of the law.

Take a look at a little sample of their links:

Cartoons Shows Anime Movies Music Sport Docu
Southpark Friends Yu Gi Ho 13 going on 30 Eminem High Stakes Poke.. Ross Kemp on gan..
Family Guy America\’s Next .. Pokemon Blow Justin Timberlake WrestleMania 23 Episodes
Simpsons, The Sex Guide (Must .. Naruto Simpsons Movie, .. Christina Aguile.. High Stakes Poke.. HBO: Thin (2006)
Justice League Prison Break Yu Gi Ho GX Talladega Knights Pussy Cat Dolls Slam Dunk Contest Dark Side of Por..
Futurama Peep Show FullMetal Alchem.. A walk to rememb.. Cascada Funny Moments Skinheads USA: S..
Banned Cartoons Scrubs Dragon Ball Z Number 23, The Beyonce World Series Of .. 2012 – The Futur..
X-Men Evolution CSI Yu Yu Hakusho Superbad Linkin Park Greatest Fights Secret Societies

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. AllUc.org aggregates ALL this video content (copyright or not) via members submitting links. Its quite a novel idea because AllUc is at least twice removed from any liability for any of those pesky legal issues related to posting copyrighted material on the net. They sum this up best in their disclaimer:

Disclaimer

The author is not responsible for any contents linked or referred to from his pages – If any damage occurs by the use of information presented there, only the author of the respective pages might be liable, not the one who has linked to these pages.
Allfg.org and Alluc.org doesn’t host any content

All Allfg.org/Alluc.org does is linking to content that was uploaded to popular Online Video hosting sites like dailymmotion.com/Youtube. All youtube/dailymotion users signed a contract with the sites when they set up their accounts wich forces them not to upload illegal content. By clicking on any Links to videos while surfing on Allfg.org you leave Allfg.org, Allfg.org cant take the responsibility for any content hosted on other sites.

Its brilliant!! Now go there and watch some free anything.

Big ups to the peeps over at allUc.org and their generous members.





Tutorial: Create An Auto Hack USB Drive {via IronGeek}

13 10 2007

Hot off the presses from IronGeek (so you know its good):

Creating An Auto Hack USB Drive Using Autorun and Batch Files. By Dosk3n (Hacking Illustrated Series)

During 2005 Sony BMG was discovered to be including Extended Copy Protection (XPC) and MediaMax CD-3 software on music CDs. The software was automatically installed in the background onto users computers systems that used the autorun function to start running the CD. The software could hide itself from the computers process list in the same way a rootkit would. There was over 100 titles in total that included this “rootkit”. Using similar techniques we are going to use the autorun feature with a USB drive to run multiple hacking tools…

As part of IronGeek’s “Hacking Illustrated Series”, this tutorial is a video (by Dosk3n).  Go watch it over at IronGeek (pro tip – click the article title).  There’s even a download link so you can watch it at your leisure over and over again.

Big ups to IronGeek and DosK3n on the tutorial and the sweet sweet “turn their own weapons against them” intro.

Enjoy.





File This Under, “I Wish I Thought Of That First”

12 10 2007

Just a quickie:

Security vuln auction site pulls in research | The Register
A controversial marketplace for security exploits and vulnerabilities said it has exceeded expectations with the submission of more than 150 vulnerabilities in its first two months of operations.

WabiSabiLabi encourages security researchers to sell their findings to vetted buyers. Herman Zampariolo, chief exec of WSLabi which runs the WabiSabiLabi marketplace, said that the quality of the submitted vulnerabilities is as important as their quantity.

Damn, that site is going to make some big money.  At the same time those vulnerabilities and exploits might actually never be used with malicious intent.  Especially if the big tech companies are the ones buying.

This is straight from their website:

WabiSabiLabi is aiming to a single moving target: to bring the world closer to zero risk.
If the world must become a safer place, the first part of the recipe is simple: to provide a better rewarding for the security researchers, organising an efficient and transparent marketplace, here to maximise the results of their efforts.

Damn I wish I had thought of that first.





RNC Got FARKED!! (Pix)

11 10 2007

A friend passed this one to me and I just couldn’t resist passing it on:

[via] Fark Logo
The Republicans unveiled their new national convention logo. Design something better in five minutes.
KellyLockhart [TotalFark]

The ‘O’fficial design

THEN THE FUN STARTS!!  Here are my favorites so far.

 200 yrs of tradition by Godscrack

WWRJD? by butthold

And those are just two of many many entries that all deserve to win.  Go see them all here: 
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3112814

nJoy L8s





Kevin Everett moving legs… kicks cop?!?! (Video)

5 10 2007

Oops wrong guy…

LMFAO

Vodpod videos no longer available.

from www.youtube.com