LOL: The Bush Bumper Sticker FWD + Tee Shirt Idea

9 05 2007

This is the only fwd that I have actually read, of late. Many of the little blurbs are old or stale, but they were good for a nice chuckle. In fact one of the little blurbs gave me a T-Shirt idea.

My personal favorite from the FWD was “Bad President! No Banana.” For some reason, I immediately imagined this t-shirt design:

bad president no banana tee

Here’s the whole list I got in the FWD:

  • 1/20/09: End of an Error
  • That’s OK; I Wasn’t Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
  • Lets Fix Democracy Here First
  • If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Go Away!
  • Bush. Like a Rock.
    (Only Dumber.)
  • If You Can Read This…
    You’re Not Our President
  • Of Course It Hurts:
    You’re Getting Screwed by an Elephant!
  • Hey Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
  • They Call Him “W” So He Can Spell It
  • No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?
  • Bad President! No Banana.
  • Is It Vietnam Yet?
  • Where Are We Going?
    And Why Are We In This HANDBASKET!?!?
  • You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
  • Impeach Cheney First.
  • When Bush Took Office, Gas was $1.46
  • Pray For Impeachment
  • The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
  • What Part of “Bush Sucks Ass” Don’t You Understand?
  • “One Nation under Clod…”
  • 2004:Embarrassed – 2005:Horrified – 2006:Terrified – 2007:Pissed – 2008:Relieved
  • Bush Never Exhaled
  • At Least Nixon Resigned

I deleted the ones that weren’t funny, and I know funny, I’m a clown fish! I also edited some that needed a little tweeking and took out the blatantly old ones. Hope you liked it all, if not…

Evil Bananafear the evil banana



10 responses

10 05 2007

The sad part is that some of the monkeys and apes have more intelligence in their eyes than W does.

25 06 2007

“If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Go Away!”

I love freedom of speech and freedom of religion. You got some pretty funny bumper sticker ideas.

Religion – 1. something one believes in and follows devotedly; a point or matter of ethics or conscience. 2. a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe 3. specific fundamental set of beliefs and practices generally agreed upon by a number of persons or sects.

It depends on the dictionary you read as to the exact wordage of the definition but you can at least get the concept from the above posting.

I love how liberals want no religion in government, lol, no “ethics or conscience” then complain about war because it is “immoral.” Lol, there is no such thing as immorality without religion.

You guys are so funny, good thing you live in the US and can voice your stupidity. If we actually followed the belief system of “God-free evolution” then the elderly, homeless and retarded should be put to death… and ya, the stupid. You had better pray to God that we never truly have a “religion free” government. Otherwise, you would be killed!

Lol, liberals are so cute when they try to think.
Keep up the good work!

27 06 2007

@ JW
You sound kinda angry there. Something bothering you? Something get your tit in a twister?

Just wondering cause you seem to be extrapolating alot from a joke. That is to say, this post was supposed to be funny, cause GWB looks like a monkey, and not giving him a banana wold discourage his rather rude behavior over the last two terms in office. Its absurdest humor, as in its absurd that you took the time to time out of your day to write that poorly thought out response.

However, since you brought it up, why do you equate not having a religious bias towards Christianity with poor ethics and lack of conscience? I’m gonna take another, after assuming that you call yourself a Christian, wild leaping guess and say that you seem to be a smidge close minded. You do realize that people can be “non-believers” and still have good ethics and conscience… right?

Take a look at ol’ Ben Franklin. He was a Unitarian and questioned the divinity of Jesus, but he seemed an all right bloke, being a founding father and all.

Either you ignore or you forget that the reason church and state were separated at our country’s conception, was because of the almost certain abuse of power that comes along with a theocracy. The creators of America never intended to fully implement a marriage of church and state, because they had already seen how a corrupt power structure based on Christianity could destroy millions and millions of lives. Spanish Inquisition, The Crusades, people thinking that witchcraft actually exists… I could go on but we all get the point.

I have lived in a true theocracy and let me tell you that the leaders of that country are neither morally “good” nor do they appear to have a “good” conscience. I’ve also seen what outright banning religion can do to a country and its people. Religion has its place, and its in the home, not in any government.

One last question though, you didn’t break 1000 on the SAT’s, so don’t you think you’d be darwinized along with the rest of the idiots in a “religion-free” state?

By the way, throughout this reply I am constantly reaffirming that you, as in only YOU, are an idiot. Just wanted to make sure you knew what I was saying. Apparently there’s no room to be left for MIS-interpretation, like you’re probably doing with the Bible right now.

Now go to the corner and cry for your wasted life, like a “good” Christian American idiot.

21 07 2007

waah-dee fucking waah.

19 09 2007
Ulf Raharjo

it came out to be, that she wasn’t the girl for m. Ulf Raharjo.

21 10 2007
Huda Swithun

that’s why it will never wor. Huda Swithun.

2 02 2008
27 06 2008
sierra 118

peace be with u n also with you???

15 11 2008

As a libertarian, the one reason why I don’t want religion in our government is because our founding fathers set America up TO BE THAT WAY! We broke away from British rule because of the choking effect it had on the Empire. On a more personal level, you clowns can’t even agree on a unified belief or sect- you have Mormons, Baptists, Pentacostals and trillions of other denominations. If you can’t even agree on one belief, how on Gods green earth are you expecting to rule as one government?

Thought so. Keep your hate mongoring where it belongs- in your churches.

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