I want one of these so bad:
A mere 9-volt battery keeps those creeps at bay with 80,000 volts of Taser-like electricity. Hit the switch and teach that Neanderthal to keep his hands off the merchandise. There’s an insulated rubber layer between you and the hot juice, but if you scratch your head while pushing the button, well, you’ll be in for a shocking experience.
I’d totally just run around hugging people I hate. 😀