How To: Use the CIA Sabbotage Propoganda Leaflet to get Revenge

10 09 2006

CIA Sabbotage Propoganda [via] C R A P A G A N D A

This is the intro for that crapaganda has for the leaflet:

In the early 1980s, the right-wing Reagan U.S. Government was determined to undermine or overthrow the leftist government of Nicaragua.
As part of this campaign, the Central Intelligence Agency produced a small illustrated booklet in both Spanish and English designed to destabilise the Nicaraguan Government and economic system.
It instructed dissaffected individuals on acts of sabotage they could carry out to this end.

Well the Nicaraguan destabilization quest ended and now its time to put some of these tricks to good use* to take revenge on those co workers or neighbors that are really pissing you off.

Here are the pertinent excerpts from the leaflet that can help you get revenge on a specific person, not a government:

break light fixtures with a coin

Ok So the “Damage Books”  and “break windows and lightbulbs” parts are not really apllicable in an urban setting, but the coin in the light fixture is a good one. 😉
Cut Alarm Cables and Plug Water Systems (toilets)

The telephone cut is a bit obvious and too easy to fix, but the alarm one is great for parties when your neighbor is just being too loud.  The sponge thing is cool cause someone can always just snake out the sponge, this means that you don’t have to blow up a toilet with a cherry bomb.

The rest are all great car pranks:


And there you have it.  Instruction from our own CIA on how to take revenge.

*LEGAL DISCLAIMER:  This is a satirical look at applications of the CIA’s propaganda leaflet distributed in Nicaragua.  DO NOT in any case attempt any of these dirty rotten hilarious “pranks”.  You can and will go to jail.  Themostboringblogintheworld and its proprietors will not be held responsible for any person (retarded or not) that attempts any of these so called “pranks”.



2 responses

16 09 2006
robin austin

I don’t mean to be rude but this is bullshit! I guess I’m looking for a different kind of revenge. I was looking for something to make this persons life a living hell! just like they have made mine! I guess I should just ask them how they do it. like that’ll happen!!! well… thanks anyway.

17 09 2006

Sorry for the misscommunication. I was trying to lampoon the CIA leaflet.

However, may I point out that the best revenge is to live well. I’ve done the whole eye for an eye revenge via hacking and shellfish hidden in deskchairs. It felt good for a second, but my life wasn’t fuller because of it. I hope i am expressing this clearly.

live well, be happy, revenge is best served years years years later when they least expect it.

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