The Westboro Baptist Church Home Page (NSFW)

14 08 2006

The Westboro Baptist Church Home Page

Ah, satire. Sometimes it seems to go to far, but that’s when I say to turn it up a notch.

Here are a few sample articles:

Of course the first site like this I came upon was the Landover Baptist Church site while ACTUALLY searching google for instances of people burning Harry Potter books, boy was I pissed when I found out it was a joke. I was trying to make right wing nutballs look even more nuttier, not find an uber humorous website.

Here’s what I found:

Bookburning, a True Christian Condition

The burning of books is nothing new to True Christians®. We invented the practice over two-thousand years ago as a way to promote our faith in the Lord Jesus. In the early days of Christianity, when new believers in Christ were converted, they were naturally moved by the Holy Spirit to grab as many books as they could and pitch them into a fire. Unlike the sissy “Jesus is Love” fake-Christians (whom both the Lord Jesus and we loathe) we have running around today, the early followers of Christ were never ashamed to burn books. In fact, if you ever find yourself being grateful for the destruction of most of the works of pagan nincompoops like Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle, you have a Christian to thank! In the Book of Acts we learn that anyone who wants to follow Jesus, should get ready to start burning books at the drop of a hat. The Book of Acts teaches us that burning someone’s books is a great way spread God’s word.

The site is genius and even sells Jesus thongs!!!

Some people get all gay and think these sites go too far, I say NAY you wussfactory and god forbid that you ever bear an even MOAR cowardly spawn. As we can learn from Stephen Colbert, you have to almost believe the bullshit that you are flinging in order for it to work on a long term basis. And look where he wound up.


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14 08 2006
The Big D

This page is not funny, not satire. Just some tired poor thinking folks who think shock is enough to entertain. it is not. Grade = F-.

14 08 2006
The Big D

ohhhh…I forgot…this site is a waste of byte space and the “creators” are wasting our oxygen too. :(. Sorry guys, go study up on how to be funny.

14 08 2006
therealdonquixote

Ouch! Mom, that really hurts. 😉

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