Article in a Nutshell:
- International Cycling Union hires Dutch investigator, who headed the Dutch anti-doping agency for 10 years, to “Go Get Lance”.
- Investigator “exonerates Lance Armstrong completely” in the 1999 Tour De France, and criticizes both the ICU and the World Anit-Doping Agency, who both in turn say his results suck.
- Conclusion: France, in this case, is truly being a bunch of assholes.
What Gives? How hypocritical can you be if you hire someone, then pan him because you don’t like his results. France is hereby posthumously awarded the “Sportsmens Fucktard of the Century”. Congrats.
Nic vos meres. Vous vache folles. I hope you lose the upcoming World Cup. BTW, You won the ’98 cup as a fluke. In fact I want your whole ’98 roster tested for doping. So go dig up Zidane’s piss from ’98. I’m sure its in a wine bottle somewhere.
I’m not rooting for you anymore. But I will eat your eclairs, as long as they are made by Krispy Kreme.
Lance, you are hereby knighted as “Best Sportsmen” for the 20’th and 21’st century. Livestrong!